Molly's Thoughts on life

badkidsjokes:

what is brown and slow and an animal?

A BROWN CHIPMUNK OLD GRANNY

whatshouldwecallme:

shalrath:

what doesnt kill you gives you exp points

(via justlifeaslarry)

badkidsjokes:

what newspaper story did the dog read.

how to do a poop in a bag !!!

yoursourwolfisshowing:

slowbro-the-kid:

SO I RUN FRANTICALLY INTO KROGER TO GET KETCHUP BEFORE MY MCNUGGETS GET COLD

AND AS I STAND AT THE SELF CHECK OUT WITH ONLY A JUMBO BOTTLE OF HEINZ TOMATO KETCHUP EVERYONE STARTS FUCKING LAUGHING AT ME LIKE WHAT THE HELL

THEN I REMEMBER IM WEARING THIS SHIRT

I AM SO FUCKING PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW

In heinzsight you should have checked what you were wearing.

(via hartznets)

badkidsjokes:

what do you call a crab crossing a road

dead road crab.